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So, Avici Money. Claims it's "killing it" after some X post blew up. 920K views, huh? Give me a break. Anything can go viral these days, doesn’t mean it's got any actual substance. And the apology for "making spending crypto easier"? Seriously? That's their big innovation? We're praising apologies now? The bar is officially subterranean.
RamXBT, the co-founder, bless his heart, rates their progress an 8/10 for marketing. Figures. Marketing is always the first thing these clowns focus on. Product at 7/10, design at 6/10. Translation: the actual thing they're selling is an afterthought.
And five minutes to set up a card? Groundbreaking. I can microwave a burrito in less time. Where's my parade?
But hey, the AVICI coin exploded 85% in a day, 775% in a month. Market cap at $64 million. The chart "suggests" more upside. Of course it does. Charts always "suggest" whatever the person drawing them wants them to suggest. It's tea leaf reading for bros.
Credit creation up 87%, spend volume up 85%, transactions up 45%. Monthly active users quadrupled. Numbers, numbers, numbers. It's all just noise until the whole thing implodes, isn't it? We've seen this movie before. Remember Bitconnect? Remember DogeCoin's first "boom"? I do. According to Avici Price: AVICI Live Price Chart, Market Cap & News Today, the coin has shown considerable volatility.
Activated cards tripled to 5,700. Revenue doubled past $30K. Thirty grand? My dentist makes more than that in a week. And spend retention holding steady at 72%. What does that even mean? That 72% of the people who used it once used it again? That's... underwhelming.
Two point one million in credit created, $1.6 million in spending. Six thousand verified users, 17,000 signups. So, 11,000 people signed up, looked around, and said, "Nah, I'm good." Doesn't exactly scream "future of finance," does it? Offcourse not.
And then there's the "analysis" - RSI at 65, MACD positive. All that technical jargon that means absolutely nothing to the average person. It's just designed to sound impressive while saying absolutely nothing. If price holds above 5.0, blah blah blah. If it doesn't, blah blah blah. They cover both outcomes so they can say they were right either way. Genius.
They even throw in a "pullback toward the 3.6 region wouldn't be surprising." Translation: "It could go up, it could go down, who knows?"
And of course, gotta throw in the "next big thing" – Best Wallet. Because if Avici fails, gotta have another shiny object to distract the rubes. "MetaMask meets Revolut, but faster and smarter." Oh, please. Every crypto wallet claims to be the best, the fastest, the smartest. They're all just interfaces for gambling, let's be real.
One point two million signups for Best Wallet, native token expected soon. Translation: pre-hype before the pump and dump.
They're already calling Avici Money's viral post a "defining moment." A defining moment of what? Of how easily people are manipulated by social media? Of how desperate people are to get rich quick? I'm not sure which is worse.
Then again, maybe I'm just being cynical. Maybe Avici Money is the future. Maybe crypto will save us all. Maybe pigs will fly.
Look, I ain't buying it. This whole thing smells like desperation. A quick pump based on manufactured hype, designed to fleece a few more suckers before the whole thing collapses. It's the crypto cycle of life, and we're all just trapped in it. Wake me up when something real actually happens.