Nebius AI Cloud in the UK: So What?

author:Adaradar Published on:2025-11-09

Nebius AI Cloud in the UK: More Hype or a Real Game Changer?

So, Nebius is planting its flag in the UK with some shiny new NVIDIA gear. Blackwell Ultra GPUs, Quantum-X800 InfiniBand networking... Sounds impressive, right? Like they're building Skynet in Slough. But let's be real, how much of this is genuine progress and how much is just the same old tech industry BS, repackaged and sold to us with a Union Jack on top?

The "AI Revolution" – Again?

They're touting this as a boost to the UK's AI ecosystem, helping businesses and researchers "build and deploy AI at scale." Okay, fine. But isn't that what everyone is promising these days? Every other press release I see claims to be "revolutionizing" something with AI. Give me a break.

Arkady Volozh, the CEO, says they're "empowering organizations" to train models "faster, more securely, and more sustainably." "More sustainably"? Really? Data centers are energy hogs, plain and simple. I’d like to see the numbers on that one. Probably buried in some fine print somewhere.

And then there's Anthony Hills from NVIDIA, talking about "unlocking the potential of British data." What potential is that, exactly? Are we talking about finally figuring out how to make a decent cup of tea with AI? Or is it just another way of saying they want to Hoover up every bit of personal information they can get their hands on?

Who's Actually Using This Stuff?

Okay, so they've got a couple of "partners" lined up. Basecamp Research, doing something with AI and life sciences. Prima Mente, trying to cure brain diseases. Noble causes, sure, but are they really benefiting from this new infrastructure, or are they just being used as PR fodder to make Nebius look good?

Nebius AI Cloud in the UK: So What?

Prima Mente's CEO, Ravi Solanki, says Nebius lets them "spin up dozens of experiments simultaneously." Great. But how many of those experiments actually lead to anything useful? How many are just dead ends, burning through resources and generating more hype?

I’m just saying, it’s easy to throw around buzzwords like "AI-driven life sciences" and "next-generation AI," but what does it actually mean for the average person? Are we going to see cheaper drugs, better healthcare, or are we just going to see more AI-powered spam and targeted ads?

Oh, and they're SOC2 Type II certified, including HIPAA. So, that means they are secure, right? Offcourse it does!

The Neo-Cloud Mirage

Nebius is calling itself a "neo-cloud" company, bridging the gap for AI workloads. Which is a fancy way of saying they're trying to get a piece of the pie that the big boys – Microsoft, Amazon, Google – are already carving up. And they snagged a $19.4 billion deal with Microsoft. Good for them, I guess.

But here's the thing: the cloud market is already saturated. Everyone and their dog is offering some kind of cloud service. What makes Nebius so special? Is it really their "proprietary software and hardware," or is it just good marketing and a willingness to play ball with the tech giants? Nebius AI Cloud arrives in UK with one of the country’s first advanced NVIDIA AI infrastructure deployments

And let's not forget IREN Limited, another "neo-cloud" company, also snagged a deal with Microsoft. Are these companies really competing, or are they just different sides of the same coin, all feeding off the same AI hype machine?

So, What's the Real Deal?

Look, I'm not saying Nebius is a scam or anything. They're probably doing some interesting work. But I'm also not buying into the hype. This whole thing feels like another example of the tech industry overpromising and underdelivering. They're selling us a dream of AI-powered utopia, but all I see is more data centers, more surveillance, and more ways for corporations to make money off our information. Maybe I’m just getting old and cranky. But I doubt it.